Well, I’ve done it.
I’ve made a list of EVERY SINGLE DEATH of Homestuck.
Here you are.
There’s like over 9000 characters in this comic and they all died at least twice each? This is getting ridiculous. Heck, even Guy Fieri died.
That’s probably why it’s my favourite comic.
when I find myself in times of trouble
my bro Strider comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
so calliope’s symbol is a pic of her parents fucking
Actually that’s a medical symbol that has been around for the longest time and who’s origins date way back into one of the most painful and longer medical treatments. The two snakes are really Guinea worms who live in the water waiting for a host to arrive. They then enter through foot up your leg where they will grow. To remove the worms people would tie one part of the worm to a small stick and and slowly roll up the worm around the stick, which would last around 5 days or more depending on how long the worm was. They also usually came in pairs and the way to remove them has been used for centuries. :D So when you see this symbol its all because of the Guinea Worm.
You’re at a stand up comedy night
“What is the deal with airline food” says the comedian “It’s gross”
You get up on the table, leap to the stage, grab the mic
“Well it has to be packaged and preserved so they can keep it good over long flights, also having kitchen facilities on a plane would be impractical so the food has to be easy to prepare, and quick to accommodate large numbers of passengers”
then comedy night is over