BREAKING NEWS!!! LIVE FOOTAGE OF NORTH KOREA DROPPING BOMBS ON THE USA RIGHT NOW
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
it’s not spongebob really has switched allegiances and is using his most dangerous tactics against his homeland the children are heartbroken
there was this one guy that kept asking me out.
every time I would politely decline.
He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”
He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him
The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”
he looked really happy.
I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧